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ILLNESS
1. MINOR COLD. I'm fine, I just need a nap and some juice.
2. HORRIBLE COLD. I'm fine but also feel like I'm going to die please give me soup.
3. FLU. I am not actually fine and everything aches and also I'm going to sneeze.
4. HEADACHE. Turn off the lights. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
5. OTHER. I'm not a doctor.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Feel free to make up your own!!

It’s date night! Whether you’re meeting in a restaurant or a park or somewhere else entirely, you’re spending some time with someone special… maybe. You can’t be sure yet, given that you haven’t actually met them before.

Threads on here don’t necessarily have to be shippy - after all, not all dates are going to be love at first sight. That said, if things go really well, make sure to mark any NSFW threads or take them somewhere else!

PROMPTS

1. Dating Site: It’s pretty straightforward; you met through a dating service, and this is your first time meeting in person. Now is the time to air out anything that might not have been clear over text and photos. Hopefully neither of you is secretly a serial killer.

2. Not My Idea: Well, it wasn’t. One or both of you has been set up (or just strongarmed into this) by a third party. You’ll thank them later - or maybe never forgive them, depending on how this goes.

3. Strictly Business: This isn’t even a date, okay. Whether you’re meeting with a new coworker to discuss work or with a previously-unseen teacher to talk about your child’s future, there are professional boundaries to take into account here. But maybe your work is somewhat secretive and pretending to be on a date could prevent suspicion… or maybe it turns out the person you’re meeting is way more attractive than anticipated. Whoops.

4. Why Are YOU Here: So apparently you know each other after all! Which could be a nice surprise - or maybe not so much. Either way, you might have some explaining to do.

5. Stood Up: You’ve been waiting for fifteen minutes, or thirty, or an hour, and by now it’s pretty clear - your date is a no-show. Worst-case scenario, maybe your significant other decided that this was totally the best time to break up with you. Either way, it looks like there’s a free seat now, and maybe someone around who could use it.

6. Wild Card: These prompts are really just suggestions, so feel free to mix and match as you please or make up your own!

Look, sometimes it's fun to just play out something completely sappy and self-indulgent. So let's do that here! This meme is for fluff and hurt/comfort stuff, shippy or not; AU, game setting, whatever.

Prose or brackets welcome; prompts below are just for kickstarting ideas if necessary, so don't worry about those if you've got something else in mind or just want to work things out separately. Let me know if you want to start something here, since I have it set up not to email me.

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