INJURY/ILLNESS H/C MEME

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ILLNESS
1. MINOR COLD. I'm fine, I just need a nap and some juice.
2. HORRIBLE COLD. I'm fine but also feel like I'm going to die please give me soup.
3. FLU. I am not actually fine and everything aches and also I'm going to sneeze.
4. HEADACHE. Turn off the lights. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
5. OTHER. I'm not a doctor.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Feel free to make up your own!!